The Inventory

An obscure pop-up event in RVA, hosted twice a month. The inventory is simple, but limited.

Next Event: Nov. 17-20

Following: Dec. 15-18 and Dec. 30-Jan. 1st.

EVENT DETAILS

All Pop-Up Events are hosted by me, which means I provide an incall (hotel room). All Events have available times that vary by which day it is during the Event calendar.

The Event Calendar

The Check-In Day [start date], is limited to 5-8pm. The Primary Day [middle day] is the most open, 6am-8pm. The Check-Out Day [end date] is limited to 6am-10am. So when you choose the date and time when you screen, please be aware of which day during the Event you’re requesting.

Primary Days will always be a weekday but not fall on Wednesdays or Fridays due to my personal schedule. If this sounds highly-structured, it is.

$300/40 minutes

Fully prepaid in advance, but perfect for no-fuss, no frills simplicity with time for a shower.

$400/1 hour

The classic. $100 deposit required.

$800/2 hours

By popular request, available to some. $100 deposit required.

That’s it!

Seriously, that’s it. Nothing longer than an hour, no outcalls, no DriveMeToYous, no general availability, no military discount.

The Fine Print

Deposits and Cancellations

All of this is fully-covered in the Client Guide. I require a deposit from everyone or I don’t consider your time booked (because it isn’t). Those who want the 40 minute deal are required to prepay in full.

Only cash is accepted in-person. Please be prepared if you don’t prepay in full.

This is a bit of an experiment, so I’m sure I’ll be making adjustments as I go along. Currently, I do not offer outcalls, DriveMeToYous, anything longer than one hour, and I’m not available at any other time than the Event dates.

You have a Q?

I might be able to provide you with an A. If not, the Client Guide probably covers it.

As much advance notice as you can give. Shorter notice rarely works, under 24hrs never does. The earlier you RSVP, the most likely you’ll get the exact time you want. The day before or day of isn’t going to work out. You’ll just be told to sign up for my newsletter [below].

I expect to hold two events per month, though I have to tiptoe around the holidays.

Thank you for asking!

It varies. I tend to like champagne, and am currently back into Cosmopolitans, though not together. (A canned cocktail with vodka + cranberry takes care of that, or a canned Moscow Mule.)

I also like water very much, and love Aqua Panna or Voss, but Fiji works just fine (the square bottle is easier for me to hold and not drop).

If you can find Voss Sparkling, you will become my favorite person, unless you only bring a single bottle because that’s just mean.

You’re not the wrong skin color, unless you’ve got a blistering sunburn (we should wait until you heal).

You need to be at least 25 or I feel like a pervert. Be assured that I prefer you to be mentally and emotionally mature regardless of how many times you’ve circled the sun.

You may be too old if you’ve got one foot on a banana peel and the other in your grave, but please leave me in your will before you go.

Not to worry. My financial goals, which very defined, are modest. I don’t require double and triple digit numbers of fanboys to make the goals I’m seeking. Instead, the half-day and full day options are to give as much choice for your schedule as possible. I can only do this in the short-term, hence, Pop-Up Events (as opposed to being available 24/7/365).

Your life is full and time to get away is limited. You get the broadest range of options I can safely offer, at a rate that likely works very well for you.

It really is that simple.

Nothing horrible. Instead, I’m very excited to make this work so that I can move forward in my true goals. One foot is already out the door, and I’m working on getting the other foot through by Summer 2025. I’ve got my boots and my straps, so here I am. (A conversation with a friend gave me the perspective and courage to radically change my approach to create achievable goals.)

My focus is making a reliable income in a sustainable manner while giving myself all the free time and mental energy I need to build my business outside of here. Very simple. There’s a much longer explanation if you really want, this is the TL;DR.

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Inventory is always limited so the first to RSVP stand a much better chance than late arrivals. I’m not a fan of “fashionably late” but instead “eager and early.”

To be the first to know, you’ll want to subscribe to the Pop-Up Events list to the right.