Open Your Invitation…
In style of short-lived events where invites are limited, you’ll have plenty of time to become a fanboy (or not) but only a defined time to meet.
SIMPLICITY IS THE ULTIMATE SOPHISTICATION
Simplicity Incarnate
Hi! I’m Ava, based in Richmond, VA.
A quick tryst; an affair without entanglements, or Ashley Madison-style data breaches; none of the wrong emotional strings; minus the frustrations of subscribing to someone’s content, strip clubs, or attempting to date… I assume that’s why you’re here.
You might find me disconcertingly straightforward; my approach is so we’re both on the same page, making an informed choice about each other. I haven’t met you yet, which is why I’m making sure you feel like you know me before reaching out.
The Basics
Who: An intuitive introvert who enjoys control, a tall-ish, all-natural, movie-like beauty. I think I look like the accidental baby of Noomi Rapace and Ashley Judd. Or perhaps Marisa Tomei’s cousin.
What: Companion, escort, confidante, hostess.
When: Enjoy the free public sample anytime. Fanboys RSVP ASAP.
Where: Based in Richmond, VA, and available at bi-monthly pop-ups.
How: Screen, schedule a pop-up date, and pay a deposit. Rates start at $400 for an hour.
Why: You know what you want, I’m making it easy to get.
If you like fake orgasms or fake breasts, I’m not for you.
So I’m not good at inflating your ego if that’s your expectation. I find it exhausting. I’d much rather meet a real person, not a facade.
Kindness and politeness is my nature. So is being a bit of a nerd and control-freak. Follow my lead, and all will go well.
Simplicity is the root of my offering. Mutually-beneficial, too; in all the best ways.
Next Pop-Up Event Jan. 26-29!
Options and details on The Inventory page.
Inventory is always limited so the first to RSVP stand a much better chance than late arrivals. I’m not a fan of “fashionably late” but instead “eager and early.”
To be the first to know, you’ll want to subscribe to the Pop-Up Events list to the right.
